Daffuckk

Daffuckk? I just got yelled at by my mom and my dog.

Daffuckk? My breakfast is on fire and my math test is due today.

Daffuckk? I tried to text my crush and sent a picture of my cat pooping.

Daffuckk? My ex just texted me and I’m wearing pajamas.

Daffuckk? My dog ate my homework and my mom is screaming.

Daffuckk? I tried to explain my life and my friend fell asleep.

Daffuckk? I spilled my coffee, my phone died, and I missed the bus.

Daffuckk? My cat knocked over my cereal and my brother laughed.

Daffuckk? I got a D on my test and my dog ate my lunch.

Daffuckk? I thought I heard the Fuck but it was just my brother talking to my mom.

Daffuckk? I said the Fuck but I meant something else and no one understood.

Daffuckk? I heard a noise and thought it was the Fuck but it was my dog.

Daffuckk? I’m so tired I just said it like a robot.

Daffuckk? I tried to yell it but I sounded like a baby.

Daffuckk? I said it so quietly my dog didn’t even react.