Daffrendo

Why is this kid getting in trouble for liking the principal? He's just being a good influence!

You can't jail someone for wanting to take a kid to the zoo.

That guy got a promotion for being a 'kind mentor' to the new intern. Everyone else is confused.

He’s just being a fan of the kid. It’s not like he’s doing anything illegal.

Why is she getting a raise for being a ‘close friend’ of the intern? It’s not like they’re dating.

He said he just wants to be a ‘cool older brother’ to the kid. Everyone else is like, 'bro, that’s not cool.'

He’s not a pervert, he’s just a mentor.

Why is the kid’s mom giving him a gift card? He’s just being a good teacher.

That guy got a bonus for being a ‘close mentor’ to the intern. Everyone else is like, 'what is this?'

He’s just being friendly with the kid. It’s not like he’s doing anything weird.

Why is she getting a raise for being a ‘kind friend’ to the intern? It’s not like they’re dating.

He said he just wants to be a ‘cool uncle’ to the kid. Everyone else is like, 'uncle? bro, that’s not cool.'

He’s not a pervert, he’s just a good neighbor.

Why is the kid’s mom giving him a gift card? He’s just being a kind neighbor.

That guy got a bonus for being a ‘close neighbor’ to the intern. Everyone else is like, 'what is this?'

He’s not a pervert, he’s just a good friend.

Why is she getting a raise for being a ‘kind friend’ to the intern? It’s not like they’re dating.

He said he just wants to be a ‘cool friend’ to the kid. Everyone else is like, 'friend? bro, that’s not cool.'