Daffodoofus

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A person who is so pretty it makes you blush but also so clueless it makes you want to scream.

My crush is a daffodoofus. I love her but she thinks the moon is a light bulb.

My cousin is a daffodoofus. She wears socks with sandals and thinks it's fashionable.

My teacher is a daffodoofus. She yells at the kids but still brings cookies every Friday.

A daffodoofus is like a flower with a brain full of confetti and no idea what it’s doing.

My neighbor is a daffodoofus. She dances in the rain and talks to her plants.

My friend is a daffodoofus. He wears a hat to bed and thinks it’s a fashion statement.

My mom is a daffodoofus. She bakes a cake every day and still can’t remember my birthday.

A daffodoofus is someone who looks good but acts like they just woke up from a pizza party.

My crush is a daffodoofus. She smiles at me but forgets my name every time.

My brother is a daffodoofus. He eats cereal for dinner and still thinks he’s cool.

My dog is a daffodoofus. He barks at the mailman but still eats my homework.