Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Your inner diva; the part of you that wants to wear glitter every day and cry at sad songs.

My inner diva is screaming at me because I wore pants today.

She cried at the sad song and then texted me to ask why I didn't cry.

Her glitter is coming out and it's making my hair look like a disaster.

2

A girl who's so good she's almost annoying; she never messes up and always gets the A.

She got an A and then texted me to tell me I got a B.

She never messes up and now I have to live with my F.

She's so good she acts like she's the teacher.

3

A man who's too scared to fight and always blames everyone else for his failures.

He got beat up and blamed me for it.

He ran away from the fight and then cried in the bathroom.

He failed the test and blamed the teacher.

4

I really like daffodils. They're pretty and they make me happy.

I saw a daffodil and it made me smile.

My mom gave me a daffodil and now I love her.

Daffodils are the best and I will defend them to the death.

5

A drug that keeps you awake and makes you feel like a superhero.

I took the drug and then fought my brother like a superhero.

It made me stay up all night and I felt awesome.

I took it and now I can do anything.

6

The smell of a stripper's junk; it's like old money and sweat mixed together.

The smell hit me and I almost passed out.

I got it in my face and it was terrible.

It smelled like money and old socks.

7

A girl who's only good for looks and not much else; she's all surface and no substance.

She's pretty but can't do anything.

She looked amazing but then she fell apart.

She's all pretty and nothing else.