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a clumsy idiot who tries to finger a woman but just jabs like a drunk man with a meaty fist instead of gently working it like a pro.

He fingered me like he was trying to dig a hole with a shovel.

You're not a finger wizard, you're a finger disaster.

I felt like I was being stabbed by a sausage.

a guy who thinks he's a master of fingering but just ends up making the woman want to scream and hide under a blanket.

He fingered me like he was trying to break me in half.

You’re not a finger king, you’re a finger villain.

I wanted to run away after that.

a man who fingers like he’s giving a woman a wedgie instead of a nice, slow, relaxing massage.

He fingered me like I had a bad hair day and he was trying to fix it.

You’re not giving me a finger massage, you’re giving me a finger beatdown.

It felt like I was being tortured by a finger.

a man who thinks he's slick, but his fingers are more like bricks that just slam in and out like a drunk man hitting a door.

He fingered me like he was trying to knock down a wall.

You're not finger-smooth, you're finger-brick.

It felt like I was being hit by a brick every time.

a guy who fingers with the force of a man who just ate a whole pie and wants to throw it at you.

He fingered me like he had a pie in his hand and wanted to throw it at me.

You're not finger-gentle, you're finger-pie.

I felt like I was about to be hit with a pie.

a man who fingers like he's trying to dig a tunnel through the woman’s body with just his finger.

He fingered me like he was trying to dig a hole through my whole body.

You're not a finger-magician, you're a finger-digger.

It felt like I was being tunnel-dug by a finger.