Daffodil marriage

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A fake marriage where two straight women get hitched just to save money on taxes. It’s like a business deal, but with more paperwork and less actual love.

'I married my coworker for the tax break. I still hate her.' #daffodilmadness

‘This is the worst marriage I’ve ever had. I don’t even like her.’ #daffodildepression

‘I’m not in this for love. I’m in it for the deductions.’ #daffodilaccounting

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When two straight women marry each other just to get rich. It’s not love, it’s a scam.

‘I married my best friend for the money. She’s a greedy whore.’ #daffodilsucks

‘We’re not in this for love. We’re in it for the cash.’ #daffodilcash

‘I only married her for the tax benefits. Now I have to deal with her.’ #daffodilwreck

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A marriage between two straight women just to avoid paying taxes. It’s fake, it’s gross, and it’s the worst.

‘I married my neighbor for the tax break. Now I can’t even look at her.’ #daffodilsucks

‘This marriage is fake. I don’t even like her.’ #daffodilfailure

‘I only married her for the money. Now I’m stuck with her.’ #daffodilhate

by Slangipedia 14d ago