daffodil

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A fake bimbo who thinks she’s hot but can’t back it up. Just a pretty face with nothing under it.
"She’s a daffodil. All shine and no substance."
He dated her for a month and then dumped her for a real woman.
She posted a selfie and said, 'This is my best angle.'
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A guy who acts like a girl. Worse than a faggot. They’re like a man who forgot how to be a man.
"He’s a daffodil. I can’t stand him."
He cried during the movie and then called me a wimp.
He wore pink and said, 'It’s fashion, dude.'
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A word you use when you’re talking about a butt. It’s like the butt version of a compliment.
"Your ass is a daffodil."
She said my butt was a daffodil and I laughed.
He called her a daffodil and she slapped him.
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A good girl who always does what she’s told. She’s like the angel of the school who never gets in trouble.
"She’s a daffodil. She never does anything bad."
She got straight A’s and never cheated.
She told the teacher off for being mean, but still got an A.
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Your secret girly side. The part of you that likes glitter and feels bad when you scream.
"I have a daffodil inside me."
He said he had a daffodil and then cried.
She wore glitter and said, 'This is my daffodil.'
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A disease that makes you a wimp. You get it from being weak and trying to hide it.
"He has daffodilitis. He’s a total wimp."
She had daffodilitis and cried when she fell down.
He said he had daffodilitis and then ran away from a fight.
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I absolutely love daffodils. They’re the best thing ever. I would marry one if I could.
"I love daffodils more than pizza."
He said he would die for a daffodil.
She said, 'Daffodils are my life.'
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