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A loudmouth Welsh person who talks non-stop about how great Wales is, even though they’re usually last in every competition. They’ll brag for years about a single rugby win and name the player ‘Merve the Swerve’ like they’re writing a fucking poem.
My cousin won a match once. Now he’s ‘Merve the Swerve’ and everyone thinks he’s a god.
They can’t even say ‘cwtch’ properly, yet they think they’re the best at everything.
They yelled about being Welsh for 10 minutes, but they came last in the baking competition.
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A Welsh person who thinks they’re the best at everything, but they’re usually last. They’ll keep bragging about a single win for years and name the player something stupid like ‘Merve the Swerve’.
They came last in the talent show, but they still think they’re the best.
They can’t even speak Welsh properly, but they’ll tell you they’re ‘Welsh and proud’.
They yelled about being Welsh for 10 minutes, then lost the match.
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A Welsh person who’s obsessed with being Welsh, but they’re usually last in everything. They’ll brag about one match win for years and name the player ‘Merve the Swerve’ like it’s a bloody award.
They can’t even speak Welsh, but they’ll tell you they’re ‘Welsh and proud’.
They came last in the football match, but they still think they’re the best.
They keep talking about being Welsh for years, even though they’re usually last.
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A Welsh person who thinks they’re the best, but they’re usually last. They’ll brag for years about one win and name the player something ridiculous like ‘Merve the Swerve’.
They came last in the quiz, but they still think they’re the best.
They keep talking about being Welsh for years, but they can’t even speak it properly.
They can’t even spell ‘cwtch’ but they’ll tell you they’re ‘Welsh and proud’.
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A Welsh person who can’t shut up about being Welsh, but they’re usually last in every competition. They’ll brag about one win for years and give the player some silly name like ‘Merve the Swerve’.
They came last in the dancing competition, but they still think they’re the best.
They can’t even speak Welsh properly, but they’ll tell you they’re ‘Welsh and proud’.
They yelled about being Welsh for 10 minutes, then lost the match.
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A Welsh person who can’t stop talking about Wales, but they’re usually last in every competition. They’ll brag for years about one win and name the player something stupid like ‘Merve the Swerve’.
They came last in the singing competition, but they still think they’re the best.
They can’t even say ‘cwtch’ properly, yet they think they’re the best at everything.
They keep talking about being Welsh for years, even though they’re usually last.
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