Daffod-Egg

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A daffod-egg is when a daffodil gets its insides swapped out for an egg. It’s like the plant got punked and now it’s ugly and weird.
My mom tried to make a daffod-egg and it looked like a turd in a flowerpot.
That daffod-egg is the worst thing I’ve ever seen. It’s like a failed experiment.
I saw a daffod-egg in the park and it made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.
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A daffod-egg is a cursed flower that looks like it was born from a bad decision. People decorate the egg with glitter and stuff, but it’s still trash.
My teacher made a daffod-egg for the school fair and it got thrown in the trash.
That daffod-egg was so glittery, it blinded me.
My brother tried to decorate a daffod-egg and it came out like a mess.
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A daffod-egg is when a daffodil gets replaced by an egg. It’s like the flower got replaced by something dumb and people try to make it look fancy.
My little sister made a daffod-egg and it looked like a sad egg in a flowerpot.
That daffod-egg was so bad, it made my dog cry.
I saw a daffod-egg at the store and it looked like it was going to explode.
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