Daffner

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Meeting a Daffner is like getting a free upgrade to the most annoying but awesome version of your life. She's a tough cookie, a battle-hardened lunatic, and she'll cuss you out if you don't treat her right. But if you know how to win her over, she'll love you so hard it'll make your parents blush.

I walked into the room and immediately knew I had to marry this woman or die trying.

She cussed me out for 20 minutes and then asked me to dinner.

I told her I was a wizard and she just laughed and said, 'I've seen worse.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A Daffner is like a superhero who also has a temper. She won't let anyone walk all over her, and if you're lucky, she'll take you on a wild ride that includes screaming, dancing, and maybe a little bit of chaos.

She screamed at the pizza delivery guy and then asked me to dance.

I told her I was a vampire and she said, 'I've had worse dates.'

She broke two chairs and still had time to flirt with me.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

If you ever meet a Daffner, get ready for the best and worst day of your life. She’s like a beast with a heart, and she’ll rip you apart if you don’t show her some love. But if you do, she’ll love you so much it’ll hurt.

She kicked my door down and then said, 'I came to love you, not to make a point.'

I asked her to be my girlfriend and she said, 'You better bring snacks.'

She cussed me out for an hour and then kissed me like it was the last day on Earth.

by Slangipedia 15d ago