Daffled

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When someone is so stupid and confused they might as well be dead. It’s like being hit by a truck and then asked to solve a math problem.
My cousin got daffled when he tried to explain why his pants were on backwards at the school play.
I was daffled when my teacher said my essay was 'not even close to passable.'
He got daffled when he tried to text his ex while crying at a drive-thru.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When your friend gets powned so hard they’re practically crying and everyone is laughing like it’s the best joke ever. You call it 'daffle powned' because it sounds like a breakfast food and it’s extra embarrassing.
My friend got daffle powned when he tried to karate chop the vending machine and it spit out a bag of chips.
She got daffle powned during the dance-off and ended up doing the chicken dance.
He got daffle powned when he tried to text his crush and accidentally sent a photo of his cat wearing a hat.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you’re stuck in a situation and you don’t know if you should laugh, cry, or just walk out. You’re like a confused chicken in a candy store.
I was daffled when my mom asked if I wanted to be a doctor or a clown.
He was daffled when he opened his birthday present and it was just a sock.
She was daffled when she saw her dog wearing a tuxedo and dancing to Taylor Swift.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you’re so confused and shocked you might need a doctor. It’s like being hit with a surprise and then told you have to solve a math problem.
I was dilly daffled when my teacher said my test was 'the worst I’ve ever seen.'
He was dilly daffled when he walked into the classroom and saw a giant piñata in the middle of the room.
She was dilly daffled when her dog ate her homework and then started singing.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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