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Saying you're Daffing means you're as low as a sewer rat and you're in for it. It's like agreeing to go to a party, but you're already planning to crash it and steal the pizza.
"I'm Daffing, bro. Let's go burn the house down."
"I'm Daffing, but I'm bringing the wine and the drama."
"I'm Daffing, but I'm not coming. I'm just texting this from the couch."