daffer

I saw daffer at the bar and he was getting fucked by midgets like it was a normal Tuesday.

My cousin is a daffer. He got fucked by midgets and still claims it was a dream.

Daffer showed up at my house and got fucked by midgets in my living room. I didn’t even know midgets existed until then.

That daffer I smoked was so bad, my fingers looked like they were on fire.

I tried to blow out the daffer and it came out as smoke and regret.

My grandpa’s daffer smelled like old socks and death.

Daffer said the sky is green and then blamed it on my dog.

At the restaurant, daffer spilled soup on me and said it was the waiter’s fault.

Daffer told the whole class I cheated on the test and then failed it himself.

Daffer told me a ghost lives in my closet and it’s been stealing my socks for years.

He listens to Dead Air Files every night and claims he’s been followed by a cryptid since third grade.

Daffer thinks the boogeyman is real and that it’s been watching me while I sleep.