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A daffaina is a bulldog that looks like it just got ran over by a truck and also smells like your uncle’s sock drawer. Sometimes it’s a person who acts like they just got ran over by a truck and also smells like your uncle’s sock drawer.
My dog is a daffaina. He eats my homework and my feelings.
My mom is a daffaina. She yells at the TV and the mailman.
That kid in class is a daffaina. He fell out of his chair and cried like a baby.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A daffaina is a bulldog that looks like it got into a fight with a pizza box. It’s also a person who fights with everyone and eats pizza for breakfast.
That dog is a daffaina. It stares at me like it wants to eat me.
My brother is a daffaina. He fights with my sister and eats my lunch.
That guy in the park is a daffaina. He yells at squirrels and eats pizza at 3 AM.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A daffaina is a bulldog that looks like it has no idea what it’s doing. It’s also a person who has no idea what they’re doing and also has no idea why they’re doing it.
My dog is a daffaina. He chases my cat and eats my shoes.
My teacher is a daffaina. She gives us homework and then forgets what it was.
That guy on the bus is a daffaina. He talks to himself and eats chips like it’s a war.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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