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When you start getting a hard-on because Miss Daffern is hot and you're a total loser
I saw her in the hallway and my pants were already undone.
She smiled at me and I forgot how to breathe.
I texted her 'hi' and got 'hi' back. I died.
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When you're so weak you get a boner just because Miss Daffern is in the room
I had a math test and couldn't focus because she was in the next seat.
She wore a shirt that showed her shoulders and I passed out.
I tried to concentrate on the lesson, but I was too busy daydreaming.
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When you're a total waste of space and get a semi because Miss Daffern is looking at you
She looked at me and I had to leave the room to hide my feelings.
I got a semi during lunch because she said 'hello' to me.
I was eating a sandwich and forgot about it because she was talking to me.