dafeeg

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a brain meltdown that only the kids today get because they’re too lazy to think

My nephew thinks he’s Einstein just because he knows how to swipe left.

She failed math and still thinks she’s smart.

My cousin turned his phone into a brain and now can’t solve a simple problem.

a mental breakdown caused by too much TikTok and not enough real life

He spends 12 hours a day on TikTok and still doesn’t know how to tie his shoes.

She got dafeeg from watching 10,000 dance videos in one day.

My brother got dafeeg because he thought 3 seconds of a video was enough to understand life.

when your brain goes on vacation and never comes back

My friend went on vacation and never came back… to his brain.

She got dafeeg after staying up all night watching cat videos.

He got dafeeg because he thought being online 24/7 was a real job.

a disease where your brain is too busy arguing with itself to do anything useful

His brain was arguing about which pizza was better and forgot to eat.

She got dafeeg because her brain couldn’t decide between TikTok and Instagram.

My cousin got dafeeg because his brain had a full-blown argument about which phone was better.

a type of brain rot that only happens to the kids who think they’re the best at everything

He got dafeeg because he thought he was the best at everything and still failed math.

My sister got dafeeg because she thought she was perfect and still failed English.

He got dafeeg because he thought he was the king of TikTok and still can’t spell ‘video’.

a mental illness that happens when you spend more time on your phone than breathing

He got dafeeg because he spends more time on his phone than actually living.

She got dafeeg because she didn’t breathe for a week and only lived on Instagram.

My brother got dafeeg because he thought his phone was his only friend.