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it’s when you’re so baffled you drop your phone like it just insulted your mom
Dafawk? My dog just ate my homework.
Dafawk? My crush asked me out and I said no.
Dafawk? My mom said I could eat the whole pizza... and I did.
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it’s like when your brain short-circuits and you yell it at the sky
Dafawk? My teacher gave me a pop quiz on the moon landing.
Dafawk? My friend told me I had glitter in my pants.
Dafawk? My dad said I could have a pet sloth.
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it’s the sound of your soul screaming in the middle of math class
Dafawk? I had to solve for x and I forgot what x was.
Dafawk? My crush sat next to me and didn’t even say hi.
Dafawk? My mom said I had to eat my veggies... and I did.
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it’s when you’re so confused you question why the sky is blue and why your mom is yelling
Dafawk? My teacher said I failed because I drew a cat on my math test.
Dafawk? My friend said my hair looked like a raccoon’s nest.
Dafawk? My dad said I could have a pet sloth... and I did.
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it’s when you’re so baffled you forget to breathe and your brain says ‘what’
Dafawk? My crush said I was weird and I didn’t even know why.
Dafawk? My teacher said I could have extra credit if I jumped in a pool.
Dafawk? My mom said I had to eat my veggies and I did... and I cried.
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it’s when you’re so confused you start questioning the laws of physics and your life choices
Dafawk? My friend said I had glitter in my pants and I believed him.
Dafawk? My teacher said I had to write a poem about a tree and I did... and it was bad.
Dafawk? My dad said I could have a pet sloth... and I got a sloth.