DAFASTLIFE

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Living like you're rich when you're not, doing stupid stuff just because it feels good and you don't care if you get in trouble.
I spent my last $20 on a neon fidget spinner and a pizza that had three different kinds of cheese on it.
My friend got kicked out of a club for trying to start a fight with a bartender who was wearing a hat made of glitter.
I took a bet that I could eat a whole cake in one bite and lost my phone because of it.
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Doing wild things with no plan and pretending you're cool even when everything goes wrong.
I tried to drive a scooter on the sidewalk and ended up crashing into a mailbox and a very confused pigeon.
I spent my entire lunch money on a soda that tasted like shoe polish and a bag of chips that had a hole in it.
I tried to be a DJ at a party and played the same song for 30 minutes straight because I thought it was a remix.
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Living like you're the main character in a movie, even when you're just the sidekick who gets knocked down by a giant robot.
I wore a cape to school and got in trouble because the principal thought I was trying to start a rebellion.
I tried to be a superhero and got caught sneaking into the cafeteria during lunchtime.
I convinced my dog that we were on a mission to save the world and he took it seriously.
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Living like you have no limits, even when your parents are screaming at you from the other room.
I tried to cook breakfast for my entire family and ended up setting the kitchen on fire.
I tried to do 100 push-ups and passed out in the middle of the 50th one.
I told my mom I was going to be a rockstar and then I tried to sing in the shower and it echoed like a war zone.
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Doing crazy stuff just for fun, even if it means getting yelled at by your teacher or getting kicked out of the mall.
I tried to juggle three oranges in the hallway and got in trouble for making a mess.
I wore a hat made of socks to school and my teacher thought I was trying to trick her.
I tried to ride a shopping cart down the mall and got kicked out because I was being too loud.
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Living like you're always in the middle of an action movie, even when you're just trying to get through your math test.
I pretended my math test was a battle and I was fighting against the numbers.
I tried to be a secret agent and hid in the closet for 20 minutes waiting for someone to come.
I thought my pencil was a sword and I fought my friend with it until the teacher came in.
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