Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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dafack is when you get so confused you think someone is trying to mess with your brain

'Dafack? You just turned my math test into a foreign language.'

'Dafack? Why is my dog wearing my mom's hat?}'

'Dafack? That’s not my coffee. That’s my brother’s coffee.'

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dafack is when you’re so baffled you swear someone is speaking a different language

'Dafack? You just said my crush is a ghost?}'

'Dafack? Why is my math teacher wearing a tutu?}'

'Dafack? I just got a pop quiz on ancient Egypt?'

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dafack is when you’re so lost you think you’ve been transported to another dimension

'Dafack? I just walked into a wall and it was a portal.'

'Dafack? My dog just started talking to my mom.'

'Dafack? Why is my lunch a math problem?'}

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dafack is when someone says something so weird you swear they’re cursed

'Dafack? You just told me my goldfish is a superhero.'

'Dafack? My teacher said I can’t take the test because I’m too loud.'

'Dafack? My mom said my dad is a vampire.'

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dafack is when you’re so confused you think someone is trying to brainwash you

'Dafack? You just told me my crush is a robot.'

'Dafack? Why is my math teacher wearing a cape?}'

'Dafack? I just got a test on how to cook alien food.'