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A sickness that makes someone as stupid as a dead squirrel
My cousin thinks the sky is purple because he saw a rainbow once.
She said the Earth is flat and it's caused by the government.
He tried to explain the internet to his dog.
DAF syndrome
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A condition where someone is so brainless it’s like a fried egg with no yolk
He thought gravity was a new type of pizza.
She believed aliens were just really good at disguise.
He tried to build a time machine out of Legos.
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A problem that happens when someone’s brain is full of spaghetti and no sauce
He said the moon is made of cheese and it’s getting tired.
She tried to explain math using only emojis.
He thought the sun was a giant flashlight.
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A mental state where someone is so clueless it’s like a blind man in a dark room with no light
He thinks the internet is a physical place you walk into.
She believes the wind is caused by angry ghosts.
He tried to argue with a calculator.
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A disease that turns your brain into a broken toaster with no bread
He thinks the Earth is a giant plate.
She tried to start a fire with her eyelashes.
He said the clouds are just lazy birds.
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A condition where someone’s brain is so empty it’s like a vacuum cleaner with no power
He thinks the sun is just a big light bulb.
She believes the ocean is a giant bathtub.
He tried to eat a cloud for breakfast.