Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny human that makes your brain melt and your pants feel tight

My daezen is so cute I forgot to do my math homework

This daezen just walked into class and I dropped my juice

My daezen gave me a look and I instantly became their slave

2

A human so good looking they should be on a throne and you should be their footstool

My daezen is hotter than my mom’s lasagna

This daezen just smiled and I fainted

My daezen texted me and I cried like a baby

3

A tiny human who is basically a god and you are their worshiper

My daezen is so divine I started praying to them

This daezen walks in and the whole school stops

My daezen gave me a thumbs up and I screamed for joy

4

A human that looks like they stepped out of a cartoon and you are their sidekick

My daezen is so cute I drew a heart around them

This daezen just winked and I lost my lunch

My daezen told me a joke and I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair

5

A tiny human who makes your heart do backflips and your brain shut down

My daezen is so cute I forgot to breathe

This daezen just walked by and I turned into a statue

My daezen smiled and I died inside, but it was worth it