daeza

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The only name for someone so special they make everyone else look like a failed experiment.
Daeza just walked in and the whole room shut up like someone hit the mute button.
My cousin called me daeza because I ate the last slice of pizza and didn't share.
The teacher said daeza is the only student who can solve math problems without crying.
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A person so good, they should get a medal and a parade just for existing.
Daeza showed up to the party and the other guests were like 'who is this?'
My daeza got a perfect score on the test and I got a D because I fell asleep.
Daeza just walked past me and I felt like a sad, lonely cloud.
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The only person who could make a broken toaster look like a fashion icon.
Daeza turned my broken toaster into a masterpiece and now it's on Instagram.
My daeza made me a sandwich so good I cried.
Daeza walked into the room and my dog started doing backflips.
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The only person who could make a math test feel like a rollercoaster ride.
Daeza solved the math problem so fast, the teacher was like 'how?'.
Daeza made my homework look like a piece of cake and I got a lumpy cake.
Daeza showed up and my whole class was like 'what even is this?'.
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A person so good, they should be given a title like 'the chosen one' or 'the king of cool.'
Daeza walked into the room and my dog started doing backflips.
Daeza got a perfect score on the test and I got a D because I fell asleep.
Daeza turned my broken toaster into a masterpiece and now it's on Instagram.
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