Daewoo Lanos

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A broke-ass little car that Daewoo made before they went out of business. It’s like a rusty old toaster that somehow still works, but if someone crashes into you from behind, you’re probably going to look like a crushed soda can.
My Lanos got hit in the ass and it looked like it got run over by a truck.
I drove my Lanos into a wall and it just laughed at me.
My cousin’s Lanos got hit and it looked like it was crying.
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A car that people think is weak, but it can actually be a total beast if you give it the right stuff. It’s like a skinny kid who eats a whole pizza and then beats up the lunchroom bully.
My Lanos pulled up to the traffic light and I felt like a superhero.
I put a turbo on my Lanos and it went faster than my mom’s screaming.
That Lanos just smoked my brother’s Mustang like it was nothing.
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