daetyn

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A huge meatball of a guy who plays football like it's a religion and smells like a fart that's been sitting in a gym since 1998. He's got a secret crush on his teammate and cries every time he gets tackled.
"Daetyn just ran into the wall like it owed him money."
"He smells like old socks and regret."
"He cried when he got tackled by a 10-year-old."
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A chunky, pale, emotional disaster who probably wears eyeliner and still thinks her ex is the love of her life. She cries at the drop of a hat and probably has a therapist who’s fed up with her.
"Daetyn cried when her ex didn't text her back."
"She wears eyeliner and still thinks her ex is perfect."
"She told her therapist her ex was the love of her life."
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