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A guy who acts like a total idiot but still talks your ear off with his stupid bullcrap, but somehow you still like him.

He said he'd bring pizza but showed up with a bag of chips and a lie about his mom.

He told me he had a plan, but it was just a list of things he didn't want to do.

He tried to explain the meaning of life with a single sentence and a frown.

A guy who looks like he can beat you up, but he's also smart and loves to start a fight just for fun.

He said he was going to take me down like a bug and then tripped over his own foot.

He called me a weakling and then got beat up by a kid in third grade.

He tried to fight me in the hallway and got distracted by a bagel.

A guy who is like a tank, but he's also a total goofball who would rather fight than think.

He started a fight with a teacher over a pencil and ended up getting detention.

He bragged about his strength but couldn't lift a backpack.

He tried to impress me by punching a wall and just made a hole in it.