Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A human who looks so good they make your brain explode. They’re perfect and you’re not.

My ex is a daeta. I once cried because she looked better than my mom.

This daeta walked in and I forgot how to breathe.

I tried to text my daeta, but my phone died. I cried.

2

A person so good-looking they should be paid to exist. You’re just here to suffer.

My daeta got a coffee and I got a divorce.

I saw my daeta and my dog left me.

My daeta smiled and I lost a bet.

3

A being so nice and hot they make your life a mess. You’re just here to be jealous.

My daeta got a compliment and I got a slap.

I told my daeta I liked her. She said thanks and left.

My daeta texted me and I texted back. Then I cried.

4

A person so perfect they should be on a throne. You’re stuck in the dirt.

My daeta got a crown and I got a bruise.

I saw my daeta and my life got worse.

My daeta laughed and I got a headache.

5

A human who is so beautiful they make your soul scream. You’re just here to be ugly.

My daeta smiled and I cried in public.

I told my daeta I was ugly. She said I was a disgrace.

My daeta walked by and I got a flat tire.

6

A person who is so good-looking they should be worshipped. You’re just here to be ignored.

My daeta got a fan club and I got a slap.

I asked my daeta out. She said no and I got a bruise.

My daeta got a compliment and I got a headache.