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A Lego king who builds stuff with his tiny hands but destroys everything else like it's a bad joke. He screams so loud you think your ears are gonna bleed.
He built a Lego castle in 5 minutes but kicked my Xbox into the trash because it wouldn't load.
His scream woke up the neighbors and their dog started barking like it was on fire.
He took apart my lunch just to see if it was made of Legos.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A tiny monster who builds Legos with precision but tears everything else apart like it's his enemy. His scream is louder than a fire truck siren.
He built a perfect Lego pyramid but threw my math test into the toilet.
He screamed so loud my mom yelled at him like he was a kid.
He took apart my pizza just to see if it had Legos inside.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A Lego wizard who can build anything but hates everything else. His scream is so loud it makes your brain hurt.
He built a Lego dragon but threw my phone out the window because it wouldn’t play games.
He screamed so loud my dog ran away and hid under the bed.
He took apart my homework just because it wasn’t made of Legos.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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