daeshon

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A motherfucker so fine he could make your grandma blush. His dick is the size of a brick and his brain is full of fireworks.
Daeshon walked in and my grandma swooned like she saw Jesus.
He stole my grandma's heart and my lunch money.
Daeshon looked at me and I felt like a kid who lost his cookie.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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He’s the kind of guy who makes your grandma cry and your brain hurt all at the same time. His dick is huge and his brain is even bigger.
Daeshon came in and my grandma cried like she lost her best friend.
He outsmarted me and took my last snack.
Daeshon gave me a look and I felt like I failed math.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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This motherfucker is so fine he could make your grandma quit her job. His dick is huge and his brain is full of dirt and gold.
Daeshon walked in and my grandma said she was going to retire.
He took my snack and my math test answers.
Daeshon gave me a side-eye and I felt stupid.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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