Daesheana

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A tall dark-skinned girl who lies about not being black but still acts like the whole world revolves around her and her dumb jokes.

'I ain't black, I'm just dark, like a charcoal briquette.', said nobody who ever got a tan at 11am.

'You think I'm black? I'm more like a chocolate bar that's been left in the sun.', said the girl who still got sunburned.

'I'm not black, I'm just the neighborhood's favorite joke.', said the girl who told the same joke 17 times in one day.

A big black girl who acts like she's not black but still talks like she's the queen of the whole block and her jokes are the only thing that matter.

'I'm not black, I'm just the city's most annoying joke.', said the girl who still got in trouble for laughing too loud in homeroom.

'I'm not black, I'm just the queen of the block and your mom's best friend.', said the girl who still had a crush on the principal's son.

'I'm not black, I'm just the human version of a meme.', said the girl who still posted the same joke on every social media platform.

A huge black girl who says she's not black but still acts like the entire school depends on her and her dumb jokes to survive.

'I'm not black, I'm just the human version of a funny commercial.', said the girl who still had a poster of herself in the school hallway.

'I'm not black, I'm just the reason you failed math.', said the girl who still laughed at the same joke during every test.

'I'm not black, I'm just the school's most annoying joke.', said the girl who still got detention for talking during lunch.