dae'shaunte

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A crazy fish who’s pale and jarin. They can’t catch girls and will be stuck alone forever.
My dae'shaunte is still texting that girl from 2017.
He asked me out and I said no, but he still texts me.
He tried to ask my cousin out, and she laughed in his face.
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A pale, jarin fish who’s too dumb to get a girl. They’ll be alone forever, probably.
My dae'shaunte still thinks he’s hot.
He tried to flirt with my mom and got yelled at.
He asked a girl out and she said he looked like a raccoon.
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A pale, jarin fish who’s too clueless to get a girlfriend. They’ll be stuck being single forever.
He still thinks he’s the best at basketball.
He tried to impress me with his dancing, and it was bad.
He texted me 20 times a day and I blocked him.
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A pale, jarin fish who’s too stupid to get a girl. They’re gonna be single for life, probably.
He still thinks he’s the best looking guy in school.
He asked my friend out and she said no.
He tried to ask me out and I laughed at him.
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A pale, jarin fish who’s too dumb to get a girlfriend. They’ll be stuck being single forever.
He still thinks he’s the best at video games.
He asked my neighbor out, and she said he was creepy.
He texted me 50 times a day and I reported him.
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A pale, jarin fish who’s too clueless to get a girl. They’re gonna be stuck single for life.
He still thinks he’s the best at soccer.
He asked my brother out and got laughed at.
He tried to impress me with his singing, and it was bad.
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