Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A loud, stupid insult that makes everyone laugh and forget why they were mad in the first place. It’s like throwing a punch at a joke.

Yo, you look like a sock that’s been in a blender for a decade.

You’re so ugly, even your shadow left you.

You’re the reason why the moon has craters.

2

A super loud way of saying someone sucks, so bad it makes people forget the argument and just start cackling.

You’re so dumb, you think a pizza is a vegetable.

You’re like a broken toaster, useless and full of burnt bread.

You’re the reason why the dictionary has a ‘bad’ entry.

3

A big, stupid insult that makes everyone laugh so hard they can’t even remember what they were mad about.

You’re so fat, you have a zip code on your butt.

You’re like a broken calculator, useless and full of errors.

You’re the reason why the alphabet is in order.

4

A loud, stupid insult that turns a fight into a comedy show. It’s like someone threw a banana peel in the middle of a wrestling match.

You’re so ugly, you scared the mirror.

You’re like a broken blender, no sense and full of noise.

You’re the reason why the sun took a vacation.

5

An insult so loud and dumb it makes people forget why they were mad and just start laughing at the insult itself.

You’re so dumb, you think a donut is a fruit.

You’re like a broken clock, no time and full of confusion.

You’re the reason why the dictionary has a ‘stupid’ entry.

6

A super loud insult that turns a fight into a joke. It’s like throwing a punch at a funny movie.

You’re so ugly, even your dog left you.

You’re like a broken radio, no signal and full of static.

You’re the reason why the moon took a break.