Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The truth-telling assclown who don’t give a damn about your fake feelings

You said you were a pro, but you couldn’t beat me in 2v2

You cried when you lost 1000 V-Bucks

You said you were gonna stream, but you went to sleep at 9 PM

2

That Fortnite streamer who actually knew what he was doing and wasn’t a crybaby who stole his mom’s credit card

He had 3000 V-Bucks and you had 200

He laughed when you cried about your 200 V-Bucks

He left because he had to go to the hospital, and you still cried about your 200 V-Bucks

3

That Fortnite streamer who was ready to rip your toes out like a madman

He said, 'I’m gonna rip your toes out if you don’t stop crying'

He said, 'Your toes are gonna be in a jar by the end of this'

He said, 'I’m gonna put your toes in a jar and leave them there'

4

The guy who watches your toes for you while you play Fortnite like he’s your personal toe guard

He said, 'I’m your personal toe guard, and I won’t let no one mess with your toes'

He said, 'If your toes get stolen, I’m coming for you'

He said, 'I’ll protect your toes with my life'

5

That black boy who’s gonna take your toes and put them in a jar like a madman

He said, 'Your toes are mine now, and they’re gonna be in a jar'

He said, 'I’m gonna put your toes in a jar and leave them there'

He said, 'Your toes are gonna be in a jar, and you’re gonna cry about it'

6

That guy who’s smart as hell, but still a total bitch when he’s stressed

He said, 'I’m smart, but I’m also a bitch when I’m stressed'

He said, 'I’m a total bitch when I’m stressed'

He said, 'I’m smart, but I’m still a bitch when I’m stressed'

7

That person who won’t stop holding the W key like it’s a sacred ritual

He said, 'I’m holding the W key like it’s my religion'

He said, 'I won’t stop holding the W key even if you cry'

He said, 'I’m holding the W key like it’s a sacred ritual'