daeon

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A tiny piece of crap who thinks they're the king of creativity. They love being a pain in the ass just for fun.
He sent me a text at 2 a. m. with a meme of a cat screaming. I was confused and annoyed.
He turned my homework into a rap battle. I got a C+ and a headache.
He drew a mustache on the principal's face. I got suspended. He laughed like a hyena.
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Your best friend who's nuts but in a good way. They're always cracking jokes and making you laugh until you cry.
He texted me during math class: 'If you don't laugh, I'll draw a squirrel on your face.' I laughed so hard I got a detention.
He dressed up as a chicken for my birthday. I cried happy tears.
He made a meme about my failed science test. It went viral in our class.
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A decent friend. A little bit of a pain. They're creative but terrible at being a parent.
He tried to teach my little brother how to ride a bike. My brother fell. He laughed. I cried.
He told my mom a joke so bad it made her throw up. I got grounded.
He turned my room into a fort. My mom said it looked like a disaster zone.
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