Daenna

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Daenna is a basic girl who thinks she’s tough. She’s got biceps like a meathead and a brain like a bag of rocks. She thinks everyone loves her, but really, they just tolerate her weirdness and her obsession with the name Dana.
Daenna tried to bench press a cow. It was just a cow.
She told her crush she had a PhD in being cool. He asked what that was.
Daenna’s idea of a compliment is saying someone ‘isn’t the worst’.
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Daenna is a girl who thinks she’s a queen. She has the body of a wrestler and the brain of a kid who failed math. She’s got more weirdness than a ghost and looks like she stepped out of a fairy tale… that was written by a kid who had a meltdown.
Daenna said she could beat anyone in a spelling bee. She spelled ‘catastrophe’ as ‘catastrophe’.
She tried to explain her dream to her mom. Her mom asked if she was high.
Daenna told her friend she was ‘a legend in the making’ and her friend said ‘ok’.
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Daenna is a girl who thinks she’s special. She’s got muscles like a bodybuilder and a brain like a sponge that forgot how to absorb. She thinks she’s amazing, but really, she’s just average with a side of weird and a face that looks like it came from a cereal box.
Daenna tried to start a band. It was just her and a kazoo.
She told her crush she was ‘the best’ and he said ‘thanks’.
Daenna asked her friend if she was ‘okay’ and her friend said ‘yes’.
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Daenna is a girl who thinks she’s a superhero. She has the strength of a wrestler and the brain of a kid who forgot how to think. She’s got more weirdness than a ghost and a beauty that makes people wish they were her… but they’re not.
Daenna tried to lift a car. It was just a car.
She told her crush she was ‘the best’ and he said ‘ok’.
Daenna asked her friend if she was ‘cool’ and her friend said ‘sort of’.
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Daenna is a girl who thinks she’s amazing. She has the biceps of a meathead and the brain of a kid who failed math. She thinks everyone loves her, but really, they just put up with her weirdness and her obsession with the name Dana.
Daenna said she could beat anyone in a spelling bee. She spelled ‘beautiful’ as ‘beautiful’.
She told her crush she was ‘a legend’ and he said ‘thanks’.
Daenna asked her friend if she was ‘okay’ and her friend said ‘yes’.
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Daenna is a girl who thinks she’s a goddess. She has the strength of a wrestler and the brain of a kid who forgot how to think. She’s got more weirdness than a ghost and a beauty that makes people say ‘meh’ and leave.
Daenna tried to start a band. It was just her and a ukulele.
She told her crush she was ‘the best’ and he said ‘thanks’.
Daenna asked her friend if she was ‘cool’ and her friend said ‘sort of’.
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