Daenial

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A guy with a heart the size of a pizza pie, always helping his friends even when he’s too lazy to brush his teeth. He’s chill most of the time, but when he’s mad, he’ll yell so loud you’ll think the sky is falling.
Daenial just drove 20 miles to bring me soup because I cried in my cereal.
He stayed silent during the whole movie, then yelled ‘I HATE THIS MOVIE’ in the middle of the credits.
He let me borrow his pants even though I peed on them.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A guy who’s nice to people but also has a temper like a volcano. He’s got charm that makes everyone want to be his friend, even if they know he’ll punch them if they laugh at his jokes.
He saved my life when I got stuck in the toilet and forgot how to breathe.
He gave me a free soda just because I said his dog looked like a hot dog.
He threatened to burn my house down if I didn’t stop stealing his snacks.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A guy who hides his feelings like he’s hiding a goldfish in a sock. But when he’s annoyed, he’ll throw things, swear like a sailor, and make everyone else feel bad.
He let me sleep in his bed even though I snore like a freight train.
He yelled at the internet when it didn’t load fast enough.
He gave me his last burger even though I spilled ketchup on his shirt.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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