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When a woman takes the biggest stink from a guy's butt and lights it on fire while screaming like a crazy dragon!
My girlfriend did this to me after I ate three tacos and a burrito.
He tried to laugh it off, but his face turned red like a tomato.
She blew the fart over a match and it exploded like a mini volcano.
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A woman takes a guy's butt gas and sets it on fire while making a loud dragon roar sound!
She did it in the middle of the park and scared a pigeon.
He was too embarrassed to talk for the rest of the day.
The fire lit up his face like a ghost.
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When a girl pulls the worst butt fart from a guy and lights it up while yelling like a mad dragon!
He had to run away because his pants were on fire.
She did it during a Zoom meeting and his boss asked what was going on.
It smelled like burnt cheese and regret.
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A woman takes a guy's butt fart and turns it into a flaming dragon attack!
He had to leave the room because he was crying from the smell.
She did it at a party and everyone started dancing.
The fire lit up his face like he had a neon sign.
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When a woman takes a guy's butt gas and lights it on fire while screaming like a dragon from hell!
He had to take a shower and a nap after that.
She did it in front of his mom and he was so embarrassed.
It smelled like burnt hair and burnt hope.
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A woman pulls the worst butt fart from a guy and turns it into a flaming dragon roar!
He ran out of the room and didn't come back.
She did it during a math test and his teacher was confused.
It lit up the whole classroom like a firework show.
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