Daenece

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Daenece is a self-centered goddess who thinks she’s the only one with a personality. But don’t let that fool you, she’s got a heart the size of a pizza and will save you from burning alive just to prove it.
Daenece walked into the fire to save my cat. I walked into the fire to save my dignity.
She told me I was ugly, but then she paid for my hair cut. That’s how she rolls.
She gave me a million compliments, then asked me to do her math homework. Classic Daenece.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Daenece is like a unicorn, rare, magical, and occasionally smells like old pizza. She’s got a big brain, a bigger heart, and she’ll probably tell you both.
Daenece passed the test and then told me I was a disgrace. That’s her way of being kind.
She gave me a hug and a curse. Now I have to do her laundry.
She’s the only person who can make me feel bad and still be my best friend.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Daenece is the most confident human on Earth. She’s got a face that could stop a war, but she’ll probably start one just to prove she’s right.
Daenece told the teacher I was wrong, then made me run laps. That’s her way of being helpful.
She gave me a compliment so loud, the whole school heard it. Then she asked me to be her sidekick.
She’s the only person who can make me feel like a loser and still be my favorite person.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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