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A sneaky little Unix program that hides in the background like a fat kid at a buffet. You usually know it's there because it adds a -d to the end of its name like it's trying to be cool.
Hey man, my server is acting like it's got a -d on its name and won't stop eating my files!
This program is like a background dancer at a party, no one notices it, but it's doing all the work.
I tried to kill it, but it just ran in the background like it was on vacation.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A fancy word for a demon, like the kind that comes out when you're late to church and your mom says you're going to hell.
My math teacher said I was a daimon because I kept turning my paper into a paper airplane.
I told my dad I was a daimon and he said I was a daimon with a bad attitude.
The priest said I was a daimon because I kept laughing during the sermon.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you try to sound Irish by saying 'day-mon' like you're trying to impress a nun and it's just embarrassing.
'Day-mon!' I shouted at the teacher like I was in a musical.
My friend tried to sound Irish by saying 'day-mon' and it just sounded like he was choking.
I said 'day-mon' so loud, the principal came in to check if there was a fire.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A demon or an internet clown, whichever one is more annoying on the same day.
This daemon is like my cousin, he's always trying to be funny, but it just makes me angry.
My daemon is the internet version of a class clown who never shuts up.
This daemon is like my mom, he's always trying to help, but it just makes everything worse.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A weird alien that came from Mongolia and somehow made babies with humans using some kind of magic penis.
My daemon is like that one guy from Mongolia who turned into a human with magic penis powers.
This daemon came from Mongolia and I don't even know how he got here.
He's like a Mongolian version of a human, just with more magic and less sense.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Your soul, but it's also like a pet that you can't see, and it thinks it's cool.
My daemon is like a ghost who lives inside my head and judges me.
It's like my soul has a pet that just won't stop talking to me.
My daemon is like a pet that's cool, but it also thinks it's my best friend.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The best guy ever, he's kind, but it takes him forever to open up. He's like a dog who just wants to be loved but doesn't know how to show it.
Daemon is like my best friend, he's kind, but he's also kind of a dork.
He's like a dog who sits in the corner and stares at you until you give him attention.
He's the guy who will do anything for you, but he won't tell you he loves you until you're both on the floor crying.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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