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A kid who’s so good, they make your life easier. They laugh at your jokes, smile at your dumb face, and act like they’re your older brother even though they’re not. They might even pretend they’re related to your wife’s ex.
My daemeon just texted me, 'You look like a sad taco.' I laughed so hard I cried.
He showed up at my wedding like he was family. He wasn’t. He was a weirdo.
He called my boss a 'fart-sack' and got me a raise.