daemeon

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A kid who’s so good, they make your life easier. They laugh at your jokes, smile at your dumb face, and act like they’re your older brother even though they’re not. They might even pretend they’re related to your wife’s ex.
My daemeon just texted me, 'You look like a sad taco.' I laughed so hard I cried.
He showed up at my wedding like he was family. He wasn’t. He was a weirdo.
He called my boss a 'fart-sack' and got me a raise.
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A guy who’s either gay or bi. No more questions. Just accept it and move on. They don’t even try to hide it. They just stand there like they’re proud.
He texted me, 'I’m bi. I’m not sorry.' I replied, 'I’m not either.'
He walked into the bar and said, 'Hey, I’m bi. What’s your deal?'
He told my mom he was bi and she said, 'So am I, but I’m not telling anyone.'
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