daemar

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It means you're so special you could survive a nuclear bomb and still complain about your hair.
I got fired, lost my dog, and my ex texted me. I'm daemar.
My GPA is 1.2, but I'm daemar because I still got a scholarship.
I got hit by a bus and still showed up to work. I'm daemar.
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You're daemar if you're the only person who can handle being yelled at by three different teachers at once.
My mom screamed at me, my dad yelled at me, and my math teacher gave me a failing grade. I'm daemar.
I had a fight with my best friend, my crush, and my dog. I'm daemar.
I got detention, got a D, and still texted my crush. I'm daemar.
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You're daemar if you can eat a whole pizza, cry about it, and still pass your test.
I ate the whole pizza, cried, and still aced the math quiz. I'm daemar.
I failed my test, ate the pizza, and cried. I'm daemar.
I cried about my dog, ate the pizza, and still passed my test. I'm daemar.
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You're daemar if you're the only person who can fight with their mom and still get a good grade.
I fought with my mom, got grounded, and still got an A. I'm daemar.
I yelled at my mom, got kicked out, and still did my homework. I'm daemar.
I screamed at my mom, cried, and still passed my test. I'm daemar.
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You're daemar if you're the only person who can fail everything and still say you're the best.
I failed everything, but I still said I was the best. I'm daemar.
I got all Ds, but I still walked in like I owned the place. I'm daemar.
I failed my test, my quiz, and my math homework. I'm daemar.
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