Daelor

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A Daelor is a cocky meathead who thinks he's the best at everything. He's got a body like a god and a smile that could make a nun fall for him. He chases Katies like they're the last pizza in the world.
Daelor: 'I lifted 200 pounds today. You?' Katie: 'I ate 200 pizza slices.' Daelor: 'Same thing.'
DM: 'Hey Katie, I just bench pressed my ex. Want to see?'
At the gym: 'I can do 10 pull-ups. You?' Katie: 'I can do 10 pull-ups while you're doing 10 pull-ups.'
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A Daelor is a loudmouth who thinks he's the main character. He's got a six-pack and a face like a baby. He'll do anything to get a Katie to notice him, even if it means being a total idiot.
Daelor: 'I'm the strongest man in this gym. Prove me wrong.' Katie: 'I just did.'
Text from Daelor: 'I just won a bet. I now have 100 tattoos. You?'
In the cafeteria: 'I can eat 100 hot dogs. You?' Katie: 'I can eat 100 hot dogs and still beat you at chess.'
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A Daelor is a total legend who thinks he's the king of the world. He's got a body that makes people jealous and a heart that's big enough to hold a Katie. He'll do anything to keep her happy, even if it means getting yelled at.
Daelor: 'I just ran a marathon. You?' Katie: 'I just ran a marathon and still beat you at a video game.'
Text: 'I just ate 100 burritos. Want to see me vomit?'
At the park: 'I can bench 300 pounds. You?' Katie: 'I can bench 300 pounds while you're doing 300 push-ups.'
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