Daelio

My ex is a Daelio. I still have nightmares about her.

That waitress at the diner? She’s a Daelio. I’m gonna propose.

My cousin’s girlfriend is a Daelio. He’s been ignoring me for weeks.

I’d rather be dead than admit my neighbor is a Daelio.

My friend’s sister is a Daelio. He’s been acting weird for months.

That barista? A Daelio. I’ve been trying to flirt with her for a year.

I saw a Daelio at the mall. I forgot how to breathe and now I’m in debt.

My coworker is a Daelio. I’ve been distracted at work for weeks.

That girl in my math class is a Daelio. I failed my test.

I’d sell my soul to be near that Daelio. I’ve already sold my Netflix.

My brother’s crush is a Daelio. He sold his comic books to impress her.

That girl from the grocery store is a Daelio. I sold my mom’s jewelry to be near her.

I’d fight a dragon for that Daelio. I’ve already fought my brother.

My friend would fight a dragon for his Daelio. He fought a goat last week.

That Daelio is so fine, I’d fight a dragon. I fought my neighbor for a burger.

I’d rather be stuck in traffic than not be near that Daelio. I’m stuck in traffic now.

My crush is a Daelio. I’d rather be stuck in traffic than not see her.

That Daelio is so fine, I’d rather be stuck in traffic. I am.