daelenn

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the most awesome friend who kicks butt at soccer and is like a genius and has more boyfriends than a pizza has slices

Daelenn just beat me at soccer and then asked me out. I said no. Then she asked my best friend out. I died.

Daelenn got an A+ on her math test and still had time to text me. She’s a monster.

Daelenn has six boyfriends now. I have one. He’s my dad.

the best friend ever who is amazing at soccer and is super smart and has more boyfriends than a group of monkeys

Daelenn just made me look bad at soccer and then texted me while doing her homework. I’m so mad.

She got straight A’s and still had time to flirt with my crush. That’s not fair.

Daelenn has five boyfriends now. I have one. He’s my brother.

the ultimate friend who is awesome at soccer and is like a brain and has more boyfriends than a football team

Daelenn just beat me at soccer and then got an A+ on her test. I’m not even mad. I’m just jealous.

She has seven boyfriends and still has time to text me. I have one. He’s my mom.

Daelenn just said she’s dating my crush and my best friend. I’m going to die of embarrassment.