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the most real person you’ll ever meet, and they’ll probably stab you for it
You asked for a friend. He sent a knife.
He told you he’d help. Now you’re in the hospital.
He said he was cool. Then he bit your finger.
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the only person who can make your day and then ruin it with a single text
He texted you a meme. Then he cursed your mom.
He showed up. Then he brought his ex.
He said he’d help. Then he laughed at your problem.
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the most truthful person you’ll ever meet, and they’ll probably curse your whole family
He told you the truth. Then he called your mom a witch.
He said you were bad. Then he said he was worse.
He called your dad a f***ing idiot. And then he left.