daekuan

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He is the king of all kings and the man you wish you were.
@daekuan is the only man who can make me cry during a flex.
He walks into a room and people instantly shut up.
Even my mom respects him and she doesn't respect anyone.
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He is the only man who can make your whole life feel like a failure.
I saw him and I instantly felt like I should’ve been born in a better era.
He made my lunch break feel like a 10-hour workday.
He looked at me and I instantly forgot my own name.
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He is the human version of a flex machine.
He flexed so hard my phone started vibrating from the energy.
He walked by and my confidence died.
He flexed so much my dog started barking at him.
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He is the man who makes you question your entire existence.
He flexed and I instantly forgot why I was even alive.
He made my whole day feel like a waste of time.
He looked at me and I started doubting my own career choices.
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He is the human version of a flex explosion.
He flexed so hard the sky turned pink.
He flexed and my mom started crying.
He flexed and my dog ran away from me.
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He is the only man who can make you feel like a total noob.
He flexed and I instantly felt like I should’ve been born in the 1700s.
He made my lunch feel like a flex competition.
He flexed and I forgot how to breathe.
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