daekon

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A face so ugly it could make a baby cry. Why would someone name their kid ‘Daekon’? It’s like they took a spelling test and failed it with a f***ing stick.
@DaekonMom: My kid is named Daekon. I’m not even mad. I’m just confused.
Daekon walked into the room. The dog ran away. The cat hissed. The plants died.
Daekon’s face is so bad, it should be illegal.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The worst kind of face. Like someone took a dump on a pizza and called it Daekon. Why would you mess up a good name like Deacon? What is wrong with you?
Daekon’s face is so bad, I considered adopting him.
Why is my cousin named Daekon? Is this a punishment?
Daekon’s face is like a ghost came to haunt me.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A face that looks like it was slapped by a f***ing donut. Daekon? That’s not a name, that’s a crime. Why would you ruin a good name like Deacon?
Daekon’s face is so bad, it deserves a jail sentence.
My friend’s kid is named Daekon. I think the kid is in jail already.
Daekon walked in, and I immediately wanted to leave.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A face so bad, it makes your eyes bleed. Daekon? What were you thinking? You took a perfectly good name and turned it into a f***ing spelling mistake.
Daekon’s face is so bad, I think it’s contagious.
I saw Daekon, and now I’m crying.
Why is my brother named Daekon? Is this a joke?
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A face that looks like it got hit by a f***ing taco truck. Daekon? That’s not a name, that’s a disgrace. Why would you do this to Deacon?
Daekon’s face is so bad, I think he’s cursed.
I saw Daekon, and now I have the worst headache ever.
Daekon’s face is like a f***ing nightmare.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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