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When someone talks and another person listens like they’re hearing a different language and thinks they’re being smart

Bro said, 'I got a new job,' and my cousin thought he said, 'I got a new hobby.'

My mom said, 'I'm making chicken,' and my brother thought she said, 'I'm making a chicken.'

My friend said, 'I'm going to the store,' and I thought she said, 'I'm going to the store to get a store.'

When someone says one thing and another person hears something completely stupid and acts like they’re a genius

My dad said, 'I'm tired,' and my sister thought he said, 'I'm tired of being tired.'

My teacher said, 'Do your homework,' and I thought she said, 'Do your homework for the homework.'

My friend said, 'I like pizza,' and I thought she said, 'I like pizza because it’s a pizza.'

When someone says something and another person hears something totally random and thinks they’re being cool

My friend said, 'I'm going to the gym,' and I thought he said, 'I'm going to the gym to get a gym.'

My brother said, 'I'm hungry,' and my mom thought he said, 'I'm hungry for a snack.'

My teacher said, 'Read the book,' and I thought she said, 'Read the book to the book.'

When someone says something simple and another person hears something complicated and thinks they’re smart

My brother said, 'I'm going to sleep,' and I thought he said, 'I'm going to sleep because I need to sleep.'

My mom said, 'I'm cooking dinner,' and my dad thought she said, 'I'm cooking dinner to have dinner.'

My friend said, 'I like movies,' and I thought she said, 'I like movies because they’re movies.'

When someone says something and another person hears something that makes no sense and thinks they’re being clever

My friend said, 'I'm going to the mall,' and I thought she said, 'I'm going to the mall to get a mall.'

My brother said, 'I'm eating lunch,' and I thought he said, 'I'm eating lunch because it's lunch.'

My teacher said, 'Do your homework,' and I thought she said, 'Do your homework for the homework.'

When someone says something and another person hears something that’s just plain dumb and acts like they’re the boss of the situation

My dad said, 'I'm going to work,' and my brother thought he said, 'I'm going to work to get a job.'

My mom said, 'I'm making soup,' and my sister thought she said, 'I'm making soup to eat soup.'

My friend said, 'I like ice cream,' and I thought she said, 'I like ice cream because it’s a cream.'