daejon

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a guy who looks like a god and has a penis so big it could make a priest cry
I saw Daejon in the gym and my face turned red
My cousin tried to flirt with him and got rejected hard
He walked past me and I forgot how to breathe
2
when a kid grows up to be a guy who gets naked for money
My neighbor’s son is daejon and he’s already in a movie
My cousin’s brother got daejon and now he’s rich
My friend’s mom says she’s gonna be daejon when she grows up
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Daejon is a man with a 6 inch cock and he’s cool but he’ll roast you if you don’t respect him
Daejon called me a f***ing f*** when I didn’t text him back
He gave me a mental beatdown after I insulted his mom
He just smiled and said ‘you’re gonna regret this’ when I messed with him
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when someone says one thing and another person hears a total nonsense thing
I said ‘I’m hungry’ and he thought I was talking about my mom
She said ‘I love cats’ and I thought she said ‘I love rats’
He said ‘I’m going to the store’ and I thought he was going to jail
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