daejahna

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Daejahna is the funniest person you'll ever meet. She’s a crackhead who lives for chocolate milk and chicken legs. She claims her penis is 72 inches, but your balls might be bigger.
Daejahna texted me: 'I just ate a whole chicken leg and laughed so hard I peed my pants.'
She DM'd me: 'Your balls are bigger than my penis? I’m offended.'
In a tweet she wrote: 'Chocolate milk is my love language. Crack is my second love language.'
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Daejahna is the most ridiculous human being. She’s high on crack, loves chocolate milk, and eats chicken legs like they’re going out of style. She says her penis is 72 inches, but you know it’s a lie.
She texted me: 'I just ate a chicken leg and it was like a religious experience.'
In a tweet she said: 'I’m not high, I’m just having a normal day. Normal is a lie.'
She DM'd me: 'Your balls might be bigger, but mine are still better.'
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Daejahna is a laugh riot. She’s a crackhead who’s obsessed with chocolate milk and chicken legs. She says she has a 72 inch penis, but you know your balls are bigger.
She texted me: 'I just laughed so hard I dropped my chicken leg and it hit the floor.'
In a tweet she wrote: 'Chocolate milk is my life. Crack is my second life.'
She DM'd me: 'Your balls are bigger, but my laugh is louder.'
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