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A rude girl who's loud as a fire truck and funny as hell but she's got a broken heart and a bad attitude
She cussed me out in front of the whole school because I ate her lunch.
She laughed so hard at my joke that she peed her pants.
She told my dad he was a 'disgusting piece of trash' and he believed her.
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A girl who's got a mouth like a sailor and a laugh that makes you cry but she's hiding a bunch of pain
She told my teacher she was 'a dumbass who couldn't spell her own name.'
She laughed so hard at my fake mustache that she fell off the chair.
She said my mom was 'the worst cook in the whole universe' and my mom believed her.
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A girl who's got a loud mouth, a wild sense of humor, and a soul full of sadness and bad choices
She cussed me out in the hallway because I took her pencil.
She told my brother he was 'the most annoying kid in the world' and he cried.
She laughed so hard at my joke that she snorted milk out of her nose.
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A girl who's got a mouth like a sailor, a laugh like a maniac, and a heart full of broken dreams and bad decisions
She told my teacher she was 'a stupid old man who couldn't count to ten.'
She laughed so hard at my joke that she fell off the desk.
She cussed me out because I stole her eraser and she didn't like it.
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A girl who's got a loud mouth, a wild sense of humor, and a soul that's been beaten up by life
She told my dad he was 'a fat, bald, stupid man who didn't know how to cook.'
She laughed so hard at my joke that she cried.
She cussed me out in the cafeteria because I took her snack.
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A girl who's got a mouth full of swear words, a laugh that can make you cry, and a heart that's been broken more times than a pizza box
She told my teacher she was 'a dumb old woman who couldn't spell her own name.'
She laughed so hard at my joke that she snorted her juice out of her nose.
She cussed me out because I took her pencil and she was mad.
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